Patti Ann Stafford


Hello, I am clean gothic romantic suspense author Patti Ann Stafford and you probably want to know a little about me. I never know where to start with this. I’ve been and done many things in life, so I guess I’ll just list those.

I am:

  • one of Jesus’ sassy (sometimes mouthy) followers.
  • a wife and mother – my favorite roles in life
  • an encourager
  • a fiction writer 
  • an archer (with my hubby – our couples hobby)
  • a Banana – that’s a grandma. I was Nana until my oldest granddaughter named me Banana. I love it!
  • a bit of a silly heart
  • I have a bit of a twisted sense of humor
  • I walk softly and carry a big stick – Buford Pusser reference for the young folks, from the movie Walking Tall
  • I’m a Stargate SG1 fanatic
  • I love playing Skyrim on PlayStation. I also still love Spyro the Dragon
  • I read a lot – both fiction and non-fiction
  • I’m a carnivore and do not eat my veggies….at all
  • I am a fierce momma bear and all zen goes out the window if my kids or grand kids are being mistreated.
  • I’m blunt and brutally honest. I say what I have to say and I’m done. I do not candy coat anything. If you don’t want an honest answer—don’t ask me